You Old Bastard Never Thought I d See You Again the Office
'Classy Christmas' Quotes Folio ane of vii
Bear witness episode synopsis
711. Swish Christmas
Aired December 9, 2010
Michael scraps the planned Christmas party in favor of a Classy Christmas when he learns that Holly Flax is returning to Scranton. Michael'southward hopes are dashed when Holly arrives in and is nonetheless seeing someone. Meanwhile, Jim lives to regret throwing the outset snowball at Dwight.
Quote from Stanley
Stanley: And so do they bring in food, or practice you lot get to go out?
Toby: No, they bring information technology in.
Stanley: Y'all lucky son of a bitch.
[aside to photographic camera:]
Stanley: I have been trying to go on jury duty every single year since I was 18 years old. To get to go sit down in an air-conditioned room downtown, judging people while my dejeuner is paid for... That is the life.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: In the finish, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all. It'southward fright. Merry Christmas.
Quote from Kelly
Holly: Okay, listen, I'grand gonna tell him that if he doesn't propose by the end of this year, we're over.
Pam: Wow, an ultimatum.
Holly: Aye.
Pam: Information technology doesn't really seem like you.
Kelly: That is a great idea. Ultimatums are key. Basically, nobody does anything for me anymore unless I threaten to kill myself.
Quote from Holly
Holly: [every bit Clint Eastwood] Well, well, well, if it isn't Michael Scott. You lot erstwhile bastard.
Michael Scott: [imitating her] Well, I never thought I'd see your face effectually these parts, yous old bastard.
Holly: Well I did show my face around these parts, you quondam bastard.
Michael Scott: [as Curly] Why, you're some sorta wise guy, huh?
Holly: [equally Curly] I most certainly am.
Michael Scott: Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
Holly: Ungh!
Michael Scott: [as Homer] D'oh!
Holly: [equally Marge] Oh, Homey.
Quote from Darryl
Darryl: I feel skilful today. My little girl, Jada, it's my turn to take her for Christmas this year. Ii years ago, I had her and nosotros had the best time. I Tivo'd her favorite shows, some things I've never heard of. iCarly... You know who'south funny on that show? The friend with the video photographic camera. He's got a nice mode of talking.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight One thousand. Schrute: I accept no feeling in my fingers or penis. But I call back it was worth information technology.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Yep, I have a wig for every single person in the office. Yous never know when your gonna need to bear a passing resemblance to someone.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Oh, and you have a Woody. Bah! [the both chuckle] Oh, I love toy...
Holly: AJ gave me that.
Michael Scott: Well, that's understandable. Still raw. Woody your favorite grapheme?
Holly: Mm-hmm.
Michael Scott: You know who my favorite character in Toy Story is? Andy's mom.
Holly: Why?
Michael Scott: Because without Andy'south mom, there'due south no plot. And without whatsoever plot, in that location is no pic.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Human, I worked difficult. I worked so hard for this! I was after corporate constantly. I emailed Jo. I wrote letters. And, know who I end upward attributable this to is the Scranton Strangler. Thank you. Cheers, Scranton Strangler. I dear y'all! Y'all merely took one more person's jiff away.
Quote from Toby
Phyllis: What's the example, Toby?
Toby: Well, I actually can't talk about it, but it'southward a very high profile case.
Andy: Is it criminal?
Toby: Yes.
Andy: Have we heard of it?
Toby: I don't know.
Dwight K. Schrute: Is information technology the eye school teacher who tried to turn her foreign exchange student into a sex slave?
Toby: Come on.
Meredith: Was information technology the postal service role guy who rubbed his penis all over the mail?
Toby: Guys, information technology's a actually big deal.
Ryan: He'south rubbing his neck. He's rubbing his cervix!
Kelly: He'southward rubbing his neck.
Ryan: He'due south rubbing his neck.
Andy: Oh, Scranton Strangler!
Toby: I can neither confirm nor deny this. Let's just say I'll be upward to my cervix in jury duty.
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